Three Quarter Length Shorts

IanH replied on 15/08/2016 19:22

Posted on 15/08/2016 19:22

Inspired by another thread......

Can anyone explain what these things are about?

These are the garment that are halfway between shorts and trousers. They are like trousers, but end halfway between knee and ankle.......like trousers that have badly shrunk.

Do the wearers hope to get a tan on the lower few inches of their legs? Could they not make their mind up between trousers and shorts that day??

MrsH and I refer to them as "Dork-shorts".......because the wearer looks such a dork.

Can anyone explain them? Does anyone admit to wearing them??

Riba replied on 17/08/2016 16:49

Posted on 17/08/2016 16:49

All my shorts are 3/4 length (just below the knee), it gives you extra Pockets when hiking and protects your knees if you need to kneel down

What I find odd is the men who break out thier nylon micro running shorts they wore back in the 70s at university whenever the sun comes out, usually accompanied with sandals and socks and a white sun hat with a zip pocket on the side

Metheven replied on 18/08/2016 09:10

Posted on 18/08/2016 09:10

Shorts above the knee on most 'elderly' men is worse than acid reflux, let's face it legs and bum are not the best asset when getting on a bit. Saggy bum and spindly legs really need to be covered up fast, and whether that be by normal length trousers or cropped ones, it doesn't matter but cropped ones allow better air circulation on hot days.

I wear below the knee cropped, but look good in anything Cool

eyebrowsb replied on 18/08/2016 14:18

Posted on 18/08/2016 14:18

Sorry Dave, but I completely disagree Frown  Older men wearing cropped trousers just look like over grown school boys with shorts that are too long Laughing  Not a good look ....

Shorts just slightly above the knee are far more flattering on men of any age Smile

Jennyontour replied on 18/08/2016 15:00

Posted on 18/08/2016 15:00

Idon't think they look like 'dork shorts'.  Shorts are above the knee . . .  as Tammygirl said they are called Crops (shorter trousers).  These look good on taller men as shorts can often look too short!  Men with skinny legs also look better in crops as there is not so much leg 'hanging' out on show!!!  hee hee  HappyTongue OutCool

 

eyebrowsb replied on 18/08/2016 15:14

Posted on 18/08/2016 15:14

Remember The Bay City Rollers??    Laughing   

Oh yes Laughing  ....... but they were young and they wore stripey socks Sticking Tongue Out

Metheven replied on 18/08/2016 15:16

Posted on 18/08/2016 15:16

Sorry Dave, but I completely disagree Frown  Older men wearing cropped trousers just look like over grown school boys with shorts that are too long Laughing  Not a good look ....

Shorts just slightly above the knee are far more flattering on men of any age Smile

That's alright 'lynnruby' I guess you won't be admiring me if I walk past then Sad Sometimes I really get with it and convert the 'crops' into full length but the waist line gets a bit cheeky then Laughing

eyebrowsb replied on 18/08/2016 15:24

Posted on 18/08/2016 15:24

Idon't think they look like 'dork shorts'.  Shorts are above the knee . . .  as Tammygirl said they are called Crops (shorter trousers).  These look good on taller men as shorts can often look too short!  Men with skinny legs also look better in crops as there is not so much leg 'hanging' out on show!!!  hee hee  HappyTongue OutCool

 

Brilliant Jenny Laughing  "Dork shorts" is a very good description! As I said earlier, they can only look good on tall, young men Wink

My son is tall (6'3") and just 30 years old, and even he is starting to look a bit silly wearing these things Surprised

eyebrowsb replied on 18/08/2016 15:29

Posted on 18/08/2016 15:29

Sorry Dave, but I completely disagree Frown  Older men wearing cropped trousers just look like over grown school boys with shorts that are too long Laughing  Not a good look ....

Shorts just slightly above the knee are far more flattering on men of any age Smile

That's alright 'lynnruby' I guess you won't be admiring me if I walk past then Sad Sometimes I really get with it and convert the 'crops' into full length but the waist line gets a bit cheeky then Laughing

Cool Laughing

Navigateur replied on 18/08/2016 17:45

Posted on 18/08/2016 17:45

"Dork" seems apt - we call them "clown pants" as such things were at one time only seen in the circus.  These "almost trousers" are actually uncomfortable to wear as the hem line chaffs against the knee.  Shorts are meant to be, well, SHORT!

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