What rules would you change???
71 replies
Kennine replied on 26/04/2016 20:32
Posted on 26/04/2016 20:32
First thing in the morning A Gladys Pugh type will wake the site with Good Morning Campers over the tannoy.
The Warden staff will inspect the cupboards in all the vans for colour co-ordinated knickers. while the owners stand outside in their nightwear.
During the day everybody has to dress up in silly costumes and sing Ging Gang Goolie. before standing to attention listening to boring speeches. Prizes will.be handed out at that time.
A tea dance will be organised in the evening and attendance will be mandatory.
That should make a stay at a CC site enjoyable.
Or am I getting confused again? Happens a lot to retirees.
K
petertr replied on 28/04/2016 21:30
IanH replied on 29/04/2016 21:46
IamtheGaitor replied on 30/04/2016 15:37
laughter replied on 30/04/2016 15:43
Cornersteady replied on 02/05/2016 17:10
Surfer replied on 03/05/2016 19:24
Helen Aaron replied on 05/05/2016 10:49
peedee replied on 05/05/2016 11:35
Takethedogalong replied on 05/05/2016 15:06
Posted on 05/05/2016 15:06
It won't happen, but I would make potential new members undertake a few suitability tests:
Responsible parenting skills test
Responsible dog ownership test
common sense recognition test
polite and friendly test
(to be repeated at bi annual periods, membership withdrawn upon failure!)
Mitsi Fendt
Caravanner