Caravanner of the Year on BBC this April!

Rocky's not a horror

Oh, im a horror all right, even more so if it ever gets out I indulge in textual intercourse with all you LV'ing types. Particularly so now the COTY has hit the screens-being a horror is the least of my problems

OK, Rocky, no more TI to save your reputation. It's a good job you got rid of that incriminating caravan.

Rocky's not a horror

Oh, im a horror all right, even more so if it ever gets out I indulge in textual intercourse with all you LV'ing types. Particularly so now the COTY has hit the screens-being a horror is the least of my problems

"textual intercourse" ......good job I've got I-pad protection 

Rocky's not a horror

Oh, im a horror all right, even more so if it ever gets out I indulge in textual intercourse with all you LV'ing types. Particularly so now the COTY has hit the screens-being a horror is the least of my problems

OK, Rocky, no more TI to save your reputation. It's a good job you got rid of that incriminating caravan.

I don't remember having one. . . .For the record

Rocky's not a horror

Oh, im a horror all right, even more so if it ever gets out I indulge in textual intercourse with all you LV'ing types. Particularly so now the COTY has hit the screens-being a horror is the least of my problems

"textual intercourse" ......good job I've got I-pad protection 

Yes, I've seen them. The Apple isheath £149.99 for a pack of 3.

Rocky's not a horror

Oh, im a horror all right, even more so if it ever gets out I indulge in textual intercourse with all you LV'ing types. Particularly so now the COTY has hit the screens-being a horror is the least of my problems

"textual intercourse" ......good job I've got I-pad protection 

Yes, I've seen them. The Apple isheath £149.99 for a pack of 3.

I've still got 2 left.

Rocky's not a horror

Oh, im a horror all right, even more so if it ever gets out I indulge in textual intercourse with all you LV'ing types. Particularly so now the COTY has hit the screens-being a horror is the least of my problems

"textual intercourse" ......good job I've got I-pad protection 

Yes, I've seen them. The Apple isheath £149.99 for a pack of 3.

I've still got 2 left.

Full size or to fit the Mini?

If COTY had included the most entertaining/humorous CT post, we might have had a proper competition on our hands. 

What have I started?

 

Neoprene, then Lycra. So tell us about this clothing fetish then, Ian. 

Write your comments here...I fear this thread is turning into the Rocky Horror show !.

When does IanH wear the fishnet stockings and suspenders then?..

Only when I pop around to your awning, dear......

Those that think it was all intended as a bit of fun please present your evidence. 

I think you misunderstood some of the minority posts, mine being one of them. In my mind the intention by the title was something of a serious nature, it didn't happen so we agree there.

The difference is that it doesn't bother me, I'm not upset by it, I'm not leaving the CC, I'm not asking for anyones resignation, I'm not afraid to appear before my neighbours, I will not wear a mask when tugging in case I'm recognised, I'm not a sad individual and I do not know anyone who hates me ....... well, there is one

As I have said before, I use the Club for my benefit and when/if that disappears I will leave. After the preview on Youtube I knew what to expect and sat in front of the TV to laugh at the daft antics and was not disappointed in that.

Why you get uptight over a TV programme is quite honestly, beyond me. I shall happily tootle on my way with my 'van' while you all sulk over this

i agree with Dave.....i dont think anything 'serious' happened in the two programs, certainly not so horrendous as to have me ringing the DG or resigning myself...

a daft idea that didn't go particularly well and gave us all a cringeworthy laugh..... 

dont see my neighbour on our next French campsite debating it with me.....