I have committed a Crime

Is your surname 13YNG?

keep haul you?

Keel haul, (I'm being picky), involves throwing you off the side of the ship attached to a rope, which goes under the keel and pull you up on the other side of the ship!!          A tad extreme for a number plate offense??

. . .  perhaps, but just about right for bad spelling.

I was going to suggest appearing before a Magistrate but have just read that every defendant now has to pay Court Fees of £120 so it is cheaper to pay up now

keep haul you?

Keel haul, (I'm being picky), involves throwing you off the side of the ship attached to a rope, which goes under the keel and pull you up on the other side of the ship!!          A tad extreme for a number plate offense??

Don't get why you are so wound is about this, at the end of the day the plate is wrong and doesn't actually read anything worthwhile unlike some of the examples you gave!

Is your surname 13YNG?

NO

Don't get why you are so wound is about this, at the end of the day the plate is wrong and doesn't actually read anything worthwhile unlike some of the examples you gave!

Wound up ! to the tune of 100 Quid Madam

keep haul you?

Keel haul, (I'm being picky), involves throwing you off the side of the ship attached to a rope, which goes under the keel and pull you up on the other side of the ship!!          A tad extreme for a number plate offense??

Write your comments here...A I can tell you,it is not pleasant having water go up your nose.  

Should we arrange a Captains table hearing for the Admiral?

TF

It's been a while since I heard that phrase! 

Write your comments here...Heard or stood Molly ?.....