England Cricket

England's finest ?......Words fail me .

And their Batting has failed ALL of us  Growl snarl  { I only use such terms so that my membership does not get cancelled !!}

I believe Yorks would not offer the contract he asked for and was snapped up by Leics

Just when you thought it couldn’t get any worse.

Does anyone know what time the slow boat to China leaves Australia , as I can think of a bunch of useless bu###rs who should be on it 😢.

Oh Gawd, how embarrassing 😳😩

At least now they stand a chance of winning ‘team of the year’ on SPOTY #losers

I am not in the least embarrassed by the performances in Australia, Jonray !!  I have been well aware of the total incompetence of the crikit Authorities in these islands, and have been posting away on the strength of my knowledge , alas, for three years or more.

I am, now, waiting to see :_

         A)  if the team changes will be as before, 2 batsmen (!) and three bowlers.

         B)  if the Australian Cricket Authorities allow England & Wales cricketers to remain in their Southern fiefdom despite having proven themselves to be total incompetents trading on their betters reputations,  dodgy as some of those have been !

         C)   if the international organisers demote E & W to the level that their cricket performances deserve.  { Notice carefully that I say  "Their Performances "  not the level that many years of organising World Cricket has given them to believe they merit  }

Brian, I couldn't agree more and hope t'authorities on t'other side of planet boot us out, if only t'save the inevitable whitewashing!

Agree with UTTRog's comments and sentiments earlier (26/12) 

The final comment from Brian !!

Apparently there was a quickly arranged, VOLUNTARY, training session for England this morning.  Not sure if it was attended by EIGHT (8)  or  TEN (10) of England's finest .

I hope that the idea of training this morning {  Antipodean Time } was proposed by the players, not management,  and that any fit but absent player has his full Touring Fees cancelled/reclaimed/ blocked  forthwith !!

I’ve changed my mind. I don’t want the b****rs working their passage back. Let the Aussies keep them. They must be useful for summat like sweeping the streets or sewing mailbags.