Xmas present dilemma

I personally like the sound of-'my next Wife' it does trip off the tongue

Write your comments here..for some strange reason .the present Mrs.WN doesn't agree with you Rocky. 

WN, the very reason you need to move on to the next Mrs WN.

PS-don't show your good Lady this post

I personally like the sound of-'my next Wife' it does trip off the tongue

Write your comments here..for some strange reason .the present Mrs.WN doesn't agree with you Rocky. 

WN, the very reason you need to move on to the next Mrs WN.

PS-don't show your good Lady this post

Write your comments here...I don't know about that, Rocky. It's taken years of training. I mean, she never, ever complains when I wake her up with a cup of tea. When she suggested joint bank accounts I agreed because when she eventually gets a job it will come in handy and she always accepts my surprise presents. She takes them off me, asks for the receipt (I'm sure it's in case there's something wrong with it) and gives me a peck on the cheek (must admit not too fond with the pat on the head). One of these days she'll wear that piece of jewellery, we're just waiting for the right day. 

So you see where else would I find such a woman?

hi everyone pray do tell me what is wrong with" the wife" or" the missus" better than the old woman surely Don?

It looks like the Huskydog has put his paw in it again ,by calling his "wife" the wife ,which is what she is , as in "husband and wife", so ladies , what do we call you ??????

I'm cofused

Write your comments here  Hi Husky, Did you ask the diswasher or the mircorwave what THEY would like for Christmas? I am guessing 'the wife' would indicate that you see 'the wife' as just another piece of replaceble property. I am sure you don't but being referred to as 'the' for me, is probably the most insulting term my husband could use for me and he knows it

We are no longer the property of men, therefore to refer to women as tho they were chattels is desperately insulting. 

Hi artyboo, I have seen the error of my ways and MY wife is very much irreplaceable ,and apologies for any offence caused by the use of the word " the", from now on its MY wife

Oh come on lets stop this pc nonsense.

O.H, better half. Missus, little woman, etc etc they are just terms of endearment . 

Is it acceptable to say "the inlaws"

Is it acceptable to say "the inlaws"

I couldn't possibly comment 

I have always spoken of my wife by her name.If someone is not sure who I am talking about they can ask.

I was looking for inspiration for a Christmas present when I heard Ertha Kitt singing  Santa Baby. I could not find any one selling a platinum mine.

OH seems pleased with her prezzie. Unfortunately it isn't the same car that we test drove but a lower spec model. Currently waiting for the car sales place to come back to me so I'm torn between keeping this one or returning her 'present' and starting again.