Senior Males - Recent Findings

replied on 19/03/2017 12:00

Posted on 19/03/2017 12:00

The frequency of sexual activity of senior males depends on where they were born.

Statistics just released from Statistics Canada and The United Nations B.O.H. Team, revealing that: North American, Australian, New Zealanders and British men between 60 and 80 years of age, will on average, have sex two to three times per week, (and a small number a lot more), whereas Japanese men, in exactly the same age group, will have sex only once or twice per year if they are lucky.

This has come as very upsetting news to a lot of us at the pub, as none of us had any idea that we were of Japanese descent.

trellis replied on 20/03/2017 17:56

Posted on 20/03/2017 17:56

I'm sure I was told in my youth it made you go blind,or was that drinking absinthe,one or the other made my eye's water.laughing

papgeno replied on 21/03/2017 09:18

Posted on 21/03/2017 09:18

What I find with all these stats quoting averages is that someone is always getting my share😩

JCB4X4 replied on 21/03/2017 09:46

Posted on 21/03/2017 09:18 by papgeno

What I find with all these stats quoting averages is that someone is always getting my share😩

Posted on 21/03/2017 09:46

That will be me then!! wink cool

Cornersteady replied on 21/03/2017 11:33

Posted on 19/03/2017 17:44 by

laughing Dunno. Is it the bit between foreplay and 'is that the time'!!

Posted on 21/03/2017 11:33

Australian foreplay:

Brace yourself Sheila

ABM replied on 21/03/2017 11:44

Posted on 20/03/2017 17:56 by trellis

I'm sure I was told in my youth it made you go blind,or was that drinking absinthe,one or the other made my eye's water.laughing

Posted on 21/03/2017 11:44

Trellis,

 You  should  have  been  told  that  Absinthe  makes  the  tart  grow  fonder kiss !!

allanandjean replied on 21/03/2017 20:10

Posted on 21/03/2017 20:10

As my dear Dad told me many, many years ago "You are as old as you feel.............and when you stop having a feel you are really old"

JCB4X4 replied on 21/03/2017 21:34

Posted on 21/03/2017 21:34

or In the words of the late George Burns

" You are as old as the woman you feel"

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