Senior Males - Recent Findings

replied on 19/03/2017 12:00

Posted on 19/03/2017 12:00

The frequency of sexual activity of senior males depends on where they were born.

Statistics just released from Statistics Canada and The United Nations B.O.H. Team, revealing that: North American, Australian, New Zealanders and British men between 60 and 80 years of age, will on average, have sex two to three times per week, (and a small number a lot more), whereas Japanese men, in exactly the same age group, will have sex only once or twice per year if they are lucky.

This has come as very upsetting news to a lot of us at the pub, as none of us had any idea that we were of Japanese descent.

replied on 19/03/2017 12:56

Posted on 19/03/2017 12:56

あなたはどこのニュースにうんざりしていますか?

taffyY replied on 19/03/2017 12:57

Posted on 19/03/2017 12:57

...And the next batch of statistics will reveal what parts of the world the most liars live in!  laughing

replied on 19/03/2017 17:44

Posted on 19/03/2017 17:21 by trellis

What's sexual activity??laughing

Posted on 19/03/2017 17:44

laughing Dunno. Is it the bit between foreplay and 'is that the time'!!

KjellNN replied on 19/03/2017 22:13

Posted on 19/03/2017 12:00 by

The frequency of sexual activity of senior males depends on where they were born.

Statistics just released from Statistics Canada and The United Nations B.O.H. Team, revealing that: North American, Australian, New Zealanders and British men between 60 and 80 years of age, will on average, have sex two to three times per week, (and a small number a lot more), whereas Japanese men, in exactly the same age group, will have sex only once or twice per year if they are lucky.

This has come as very upsetting news to a lot of us at the pub, as none of us had any idea that we were of Japanese descent.

Posted on 19/03/2017 22:13

surprised

What happens when we reach 80?

ABM replied on 19/03/2017 22:36

Posted on 19/03/2017 22:36

We  can  no  longer  see  to  fill  in  the  questionaires  --  that's  what  happens

Pippah45 replied on 20/03/2017 09:33

Posted on 20/03/2017 09:33

And I thought that Japanese were more healthy - or perhaps the statistics are female dependent?  Now perhaps I know why married men live longer than single men.  Thanks for the laugh laughing

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