mickysf replied on 01/04/2016 00:00 Member mickysf Motorhomer Posted on 01/04/2016 00:00 Quote Report Like Just visited that local DIY garden centre. They have Artificial Grass seed on special offer, £1.99 per kilo. Best offer I've seen around. I've got some bald patches on my lawn but the packet says best before 1st April. Does it really matter that it's sown to the day I wonder?
keith owen replied on 01/04/2016 00:58 Member keith owen Posted on 01/04/2016 00:58 Quote Report Like Clue is 1st April!!!!!!!!!!
mickysf replied on 01/04/2016 05:11 Member mickysf Motorhomer Posted on 01/04/2016 05:11 Quote Report Like It didn't say which April 1st so I guess it could be next year, or the year after, Keith!
kenexton replied on 01/04/2016 06:30 Member kenexton Posted on 01/04/2016 06:30 Quote Report Like Poisson d'Avril.
huskydog replied on 01/04/2016 06:35 Member huskydog Motorhomer Posted on 01/04/2016 06:35 Quote Report Like It's always better to sow the seeds of doubt !!!
Oneputt replied on 01/04/2016 07:10 Member Oneputt Caravanner Posted on 01/04/2016 07:10 Quote Report Like Hmm let me see now
mickysf replied on 01/04/2016 07:37 Member mickysf Motorhomer Posted on 01/04/2016 07:37 Quote Report Like Hmm let me see now oh come on, no promise of my instant results was made!
SteveL replied on 01/04/2016 07:51 Member SteveL Motorhomer Posted on 01/04/2016 07:51 Quote Report Like You could always plant it on top the white cliffs of Dover, it might green up the grass a bit. Daily Express's attempt "Painting the White Cliffs"
tombar replied on 01/04/2016 09:35 tombar Caravanner Posted on 01/04/2016 09:35 Quote Report Like Nobody understands the concept of "artificial seed" in the sentence. As it will not grow
Metheven replied on 01/04/2016 09:40 Member Metheven Caravanner Posted on 01/04/2016 09:40 Quote Report Like Can you post a link please Oh, I forgot that links are not allowed now, or was that something to do with April
redface replied on 02/04/2016 21:42 redface Caravanner Posted on 02/04/2016 21:42 Quote Report Like Avril's poison or was that fish in April? Sorry my french learning stopped in 1958 or earlier!
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