Bargain of the Day?

mickysf replied on 01/04/2016 00:00

Posted on 01/04/2016 00:00

Just visited that local DIY garden centre. They have Artificial Grass seed on special offer, £1.99 per kilo. Best offer I've seen around.
I've got some bald patches on my lawn but the packet says best before 1st April. Does it really matter that it's sown to the day I wonder?

SteveL replied on 01/04/2016 07:51

Posted on 01/04/2016 07:51

You could always plant it on top the white cliffs of Dover, it might green up the grass a bit. Daily Express's attempt "Painting the White Cliffs"

tombar replied on 01/04/2016 09:35

Posted on 01/04/2016 09:35

Nobody understands the concept of "artificial seed" in the sentence.  As it will not growHappy

Metheven replied on 01/04/2016 09:40

Posted on 01/04/2016 09:40

Can you post a link please Embarassed Oh, I forgot that links are not allowed now, or was that something to do with April Undecided

redface replied on 02/04/2016 21:42

Posted on 02/04/2016 21:42

Avril's poison or was that fish in April?  Sorry my french learning stopped in 1958 or earlier!

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