Funny one liners and sayings
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replied on 04/03/2020 11:20
Posted on 07/03/2017 20:32 by G CherokeeI have kleptomania,
When it gets really bad,
I take something for it
replied on 04/03/2020 11:26
Posted on 04/03/2020 11:26
In the bar at a Chemistry Conference, a pompous individual ordered an H2O. A fellow first-time participant, not wanting to show his innocence, decided to follow suit, and said 'I'll have an H2O too'.
The Coroner found that it was the peroxide that killed him ...
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