Should users be fined?

Madam guillotine is a bit tame nicko; can you not suggest anything more, err, appropriate? 

Write your comments here...well we could all" club them together" geddddit!!!!!

How about a compulsory meeting with the Chairman .

ooh you are awful

... surely rotation of grass pitch allocation should resolve the problem ie left side of hook up one week right side next (allowing for length of booking)

Imagine the confusion. Alternating nose-in/nose-out would help the grass but what of the poor chap without a mover.