Rowan Park has just about everything we ask of a caravan site. It's small, but you're not on top of one another; it's well laid out; there's no narrow approach road to negotiate; there's a great dog-walk nature park next door; and Bognor itself isn't bad. People moan about the traffic noise, and admittedly there's a dual carriageway on the other side of the hedge. But we've stayed here four times now, possible five, I lose count (we're coming back next month, too) and the traffic has never kept us awake.

Complaints? None, if you discount the obsessive mowing of the grass. We think the wardens have got a new superduper utility vehicle and they take every opportunity to play with it. If you're on a grass pitch you'll be forever sweeping grass cuttings from your caravan floor. But it's a small price to pay for such a well-kept site.