We are just back from a 2 night stay at the Clumber park site. I was very worried as to what we might find after reading some of the recent reviews but I have to say we didn't experience any of the issues mentioned.  The bins were regularly emptied, the grass cutting guy was going round the site all 3 days. The staff  were friendly and helpful. The toilet block was clean and well stocked with soap and tissue. It's a big site and was busy but we never had to queue for the shower which was hot and not on a timer.  The facilities block might be a bit dated but it's perfectly functional and clean, I've seen far worse.  Yes there were lots of kids on bikes, mine was one of them and she loved it. We pitched right next to the play area, not everyone's ideal pitch but it meant our 6 yr old got a sense of freedom shes not had before. The wardens came round at 10pm to disperse any older kids from the play area so there wasn't a problem with noise.  The fish and chip  van on Friday night was lovely.  There is a big problem  with bike thefts at the site but a free, secure bike shed with cameras has been provided. So use it or lose it. Bikes were taken from awnings, off car roofs and the back of vans so be warned!  There is a lovely short cycle ride down to Clumber park where there is loads to do and a super lunch stop. I'm sure we'll be back to visit this site in the future we had a fantastic technology/mobile free weekend away.