Will anyone admit to......

What happens next Rosie as I don't think I've done that .......... yet!

You put on a pair of Marigolds!!

It all ok when removing the cassette from the toilet compartment, but please remember to tell your OH,as that can also cause "problems"

I seem to remember a fairly long discussion on here before the Forum revamp lost so many threads, about the benefits or otherwise of having the blade open or closed when action was underway.

It also included the pros and cons of lining the bowl with (toilet) paper and introduced me to the pre-shaped bowl liners sold for that very purpose.

As I am the Chief Emptier (well, the only emptier actually) I have a vested interest in minimising contents, so instead have over the years perfected aim instead.

That's the one that got me into bother with the other half.

Or it could have been falling out the caravan laughing.