Essential items you will need for first time

gas bottle, toilet chemicals, I could go on but I guess this is supposed to be the basics?

Battery, long handled or extending wheel brace if one wants to remove the wheel nuts without a lump hammer 

Car

but don't forget a small spirit level for levelling.

Surely a cork screw & bottle opener should have been at the top of the list of essential items 

Surely the actual bottles of wine should be at the top of the list. Bottle opener no use without something to open. 

A sense of humor

Take wine boxes (plural) and then you don't need a corkscrew.

A sense of humor

or humour in the UK 

That would be a good name for a band

A sense of humor

or humour in the UK 

they might be going overseas