The ten Commandments

1. Thou shalt not discuss controversial current affairs.
2. Thou shalt not discuss religion.
3. Thou shalt not refer to sex or use sexual innuendo.
4. Thou shalt not engage in insulting behaviour.
5. Thou shalt not criticise in a personally insulting way.
6. Thou shalt not criticise or comment on any moderating decision.
7. Thou shalt not question any moderating decision.
8. Thou shalt not mock any moderator.
9. Thou shalt not make jokes.
10. Thou shalt not   .........................

Last one, any suggestions?