Profile!

Having received an abusive description from Cody, about my personal attributes, I thought that aught to just do a quick check of my profile to see if there was any proof that my Parents were married.  Sadly there was nothing there to confirm that.

But what did concern me was the desription that I normally went caravanning with my partner!  I have now had to fake a problem with the computer, - because if the DCOS ( Domestic Chief of Staff) sees that she will rear up to her full 5ft 1 inch and give a very good impression of a spitting Cobra.

She once encountered a warden on a site who made the mistake of referring to her as a partner, and she went for the jugular!  He had said somwhat weakly, that they were told to do that to avoid upsetting those who weren't married.  Her response was "Well you've upset me now, so what are you going to do about that when you recover?"

I am married! And have been so for 45 years!  I do NOT have a partner!

NB Entry checked and authorised by the DCOS!

TF