Now would be a good time to go away....

Sadly next week I shall be doing some contract work at a place where they have big screen TV's in all the break areas.

As someone that can't abide football, nor the fake patriotism that comes out when eleven men kick a plastic sphere around, does anyone know where I might hire a sensory deprivation tank, or better still a site without radio or tv reception.... aaarrgghhhhhh