F.A. make Contravertial Decision.

Hello playmates and sportsfans alike it v9 here reporting from the sports desk here at CT news

I,m standing in for our regular sports reporter Korky Balls who is away on W.C. Duty (thats world cup by the way ).In fact we,ve heard nothing from Korks since England were narrowly knocked out of the competition and we are fearing the worst

Anyway breaking news,and unconfirmed reports are comeing in that following that unsavoury incident in the Uraguay game (now being called gnashergate) the FA have decalred that starting next season all premier league players and staff will have too wear upper body protection (kevlar) and pipe wrap for lower limb protection when playing Liverpool

Now this has not gone down well and in another unconfirmed statement from the players union they said "haveing chewed this over we have decided that we are not going too swallow it and we will fight it tooth and nail"

Well there you have it .Have the FA bitten off more than they can chew or will the players bite the bullit instead of each other only full time will tell.

Stop press,

I can confirm that after their untimely exit from the W.C.the England team have slipped quietly back into the country disguised as footballers

Well it looks like thr red card for me so as i take my place in the dugout this is V9 saying if ya cant beat em bite em.

V9