Cauliflower's and Handbag's

Ladies Boxing. So we have won another gold in the ladies boxing, I have never been comfortable with girls throwing punches at each other, its just so unfeminine.

Yea, I know its a sport, and they have rules and helmets and we're all equal and all that stuff but I just dont like it.....or girls with cauliflower ears.

Why instead cant they have Olympic Handbagging......or Olympic Stomping of the feet......or some other more natural display of the female of the species showing her anger...