Wherenext replied on 19/02/2016 16:26
Posted on 19/02/2016 16:26
Sensational news today with a Middle East shiekh purchasing Bristol Rovers. Rumours have circulated already that Lionel Messi has been lined up but a local source (goes by the name of Moulesy) has been quoted as follows:
"He's alright this Messi guy but can he cut the mustard down in the depths of League 2 eh? I think not, he'll be kicked to bits, besides we have to maintain standrads and we don't want anyone who's been investigated by the Tax people in Spain, no sirree. We should splash out and buy that Simpson guy from the Orient plus Knuckles "break your legs" Smith to shore up the defence. The pies could also do with a bit of improving..
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