What would you get rid of

Well, next week is my final week at work.   My very first thought when I get home next Friday is get the nearest sledge hammer and use it to get rid of the bloody alarm clock - apart from not getting me up when I'm on holiday, its been ringing/playing for near on 45 years.  Tom said don't as we may need it to get up early for travelling to our holidays.  What would you get rid of first?