Posted on 03/02/2016 16:42
Following on from this story about a rat pinching a chip from a customer whilst he was eating in a Weather spoons in Trowbridge, has any had something similar happen and what would you do if it happened to you?
Personally I'd ask them to make sure the steak was actually dead before bringing it to me next time.
Posted on 03/02/2016 16:52
A rat knocked out our electricty just before we were leaving for Baltic Wharf last weekend. We have a store and he/she had a niibled an overhead wire....maybe we should have had chips available?! 
We
don't have rats in residence, it was an old unknown bite that finally caused a short. Just glad we weren't doing any long distance travel as it was panic stations, to put it politely, till sorted.
Posted on 04/02/2016 09:46
The title reminds me of a gag Paul Merton told on HIGNFY - a little risque, so if easily offended look away now.
Couple in a posh restaurant order soup for their starter. Waiter brings it but husband notices the waiter's thumb is in the soup.
"Do you realise your thumb's in my soup" says hubby. "Yes" replies waiter "I do that to keep my thumb warm".
"Well why don't you just stick it up your ar$e" replies angry hubby.
"Sir, I do when I'm in the kitchen" ! says waiter.
(Well, it made me laugh but then Ms M says I've got a very sad sense of hmour!)
Posted on 04/02/2016 22:42
The title reminds me of a gag Paul Merton told on HIGNFY - a little risque, so if easily offended look away now.
Couple in a posh restaurant order soup for their starter. Waiter brings it but husband notices the waiter's thumb is in the soup.
"Do you realise your thumb's in my soup" says hubby. "Yes" replies waiter "I do that to keep my thumb warm".
"Well why don't you just stick it up your ar$e" replies angry hubby.
"Sir, I do when I'm in the kitchen" ! says waiter.
(Well, it made me laugh but then Ms M says I've got a very sad sense of hmour!)
Write your comments here...Mmmmm I agree with Ms M
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