The Moderators

They are the moderators

Their life is not much fun

For all the CT members

Want to bite them on the bum

 

They try so very hard to please

Satisfy all members

Checking all the varied threads

From January to December

 

They have their mates called Bugs and Jill

And some say Valda too

But if we all believe her,

We know that that’s not true.

 

Closing threads, loosing posts

Is what they do the best

IT and their errors

Take care of all the rest

 

But come next year all will change

According to the rumour

As they get a change of heart

They will have a sense of humour

 

Politics will still be no

The same goes for religion

But when they now close down a thread

They will explain the reason

 

And when a thread is going well

They will leave it all alone

Rowena has agreed to this

She told me on the phone

 

So twenty fifteen is the year to note

When they will change their ways

So now please give them half a chance

At least until next May

 

If what I am told and it is true

I shall be moved to tears

And would wish the mods and all the staff

Merry Xmas and New Year

 

So come on guys, give them a break

They have a job to do

If you could find the kind of heart

You could say so to

 

(Unless they close this thread of course!!)