Sexual discrimination

This term is usually applied to allegations that women are getting a rough deal but that is not what this post is about.

It has occured to me that you never see a woman filling the Aquaroll, towing the Wastemaster or walking purposefully with a toilet tank pretending that it isn't attached to the end of their arm. This is so even in the warmth of a sunny day, let alone when it might be cold, raining, foggy, dark or blowing a gale.

In this age of sexual equality, with which I full agree, why is it always the bloke that has to do these jobs?

AND reverse the van on to the pitch

AND wind down the corner steadies

AND put up the awning

AND deal with the wardens

AND shoo off urinating canines 

AND shoot other people's unruly, obnoxious brats (Our own little angels do not upset anyone, of course)