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The body was discovered in the fecal position.

Has anyone made a new year revolution?

I had semi-skilled milk in my tea this morning

I knew a lady who had trouble with her legs she had very close veins.

The yeti, the abdominal snowman.

The yeti, the abdominal snowman.

Cyber - why you want more women involved is beyond my apprehension...

Elaine Paige just broadcast ' Any Get  Your Gun' 

My late elderly and slightly deaf aunt used to keep us in fits.

Taking her to visit her friend who had had a stroke she told me "The doctor said she has had a terrible haemorrhage".

She enjoyed a night crossing on the 'cross flannel cherry' by getting some sleep in a courgette.

She was relieved that her flu inoculation was done without using a hyperdeemic nerdle.

Cross flannel cherry is a lovely example of a spoonerism. That could spawn a whole new thread🤔