Dave dumps Clegg

Not before time, you might say. It seems that after years of clinging to others' coattails, that poor hapless old bumbler Cleggie is shortly to disappear from our TV screens for good as he has lost all credibility with viewers. Yes, repeat station Dave have decided to stop showing repeats of Last Of The Summer Wine, so no more Clegg on TV.

Hang on, I've just made all that up haven't I. Nothing like that could happen in real life could it?