Hair Shirt Caravanning

Seriously? What is the point of roughing it like you are on an ourtward bound course? OK, you've probably travelled hours to get here but its freezing, Noah has sent out an SOS - so why sit outside when you have a perfectly warm waterproof caravan to sit in? There they be, deck chairs arranged, blankets wrapped around them like survivors from a natural disaster watching their equally cold offspring riding around in circles because the stabiliser is set low on one side Of his tredder.

Really don't get it. SWMBO won't do that stuff, even has an electric toaster after deciding incinerating bread products under a recalcitrant grill was one step too far from civilisation and regards the onboard water tank as the proper order of nature.

so, serious question for the hard core, what IS the point of shelling out the best part of £20k on a home on wheels with every concievable creature comfort to exist in a state little better than tenters freezibg yiur socks off.

And on the subject of socks - PLEASE! Don't wear socks and shoes with shorts, that just wrong, and black M&S socks with sandals? Thats a whole new level of wrongness.