Truthful description?

Have you ever booked a CL where the description states with easy access, gentle sloping field or quiet etc only to find that access is nearly impossible or the field is so sloping that you need large chocks under the steadies to get the caravan level (no fun if it is a twin axle), the field is next to a railway line and very noisy etc, etc.

The above are just examples and unfortunately we have experienced all the above plus on different CLs.  If we knew what we were going to face, we would probably still use the CL, but we would know what to expect as some CLs are totally unsuited for a twin axle to acces and with a sloping field almost like being on the side of a cliff.