Dear Santa

I don't want to spoil things for you but I wouldn't continue if I were you, has no one told you yet? 

Good?, try your hardest not to be bad. Then within December be the best you can. To me, that is the Santa version of good. I’ve never yet had a sack of coal & to be honest I’ve got everything I asked for & more🎅🏻🤶🏻, I love the big guy & he loves me back. Nuff said👍🏻👏🏻👏🏻😎

PS-great thread👍🏻👏🏻👏🏻(For the young at heart😊)

Dear Santa,

In accordance with medical recommendations, I endeavour to do my 10000 steps a day. However as I generally do most of them outside, my current stock of three pairs of slippers are likely to be sufficient for the foreseeable future. I am however deficient in the Ferrari department and you may wish to revise your distribution list. 

Shame on you none believers😢-

Hope your not over there as you write cos if you’ve been bad black Peter could be along for you

That’s sooo sweet.  🎅🏻🤶🏻

I guess he don’t use sticky back plastic & twisty pipe cleaners, fireworks & stink bombs maybe?🤔

What's this 'Santa' clause ............ was it in the small print? 

I think it’s in a new rule about booking/prices/deposits, Easy.🙄

No. That's the Satan Clause.