Where can I buy ?

Had a look at the latest CC mag. Can anyone advise as to where I can purchase the rose tinted specticals and the sycophantic pills that the contributors to the letters page seem to possess. I am not a grumpy old man but there really is a case for a bit more real life and variateion in this section instead of the monthy drivel. 

Note to IanH please don't tell me the specs are being sold by the wardens at R.P. ;-)