Letters in the CC Magazine

What is your favourite genuinely comic / comical letter from the CC Magazine

My favourite is one that was published years ago. It still makes us laugh to this day.

It was written by a guy who was concerned about 'water ingress' in his front locker. He cleared out the locker and then locked his teenage son inside and sprayed the van with his hose pipe so that his son could pinpoint the sites of 'water ingress' for Dad to seal!!

It took him about 4 paras. to explain in detail!